Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!
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I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It website was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe that just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to faint! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?